Woman Who Planned For Drinking Wine And Getting Laid Somehow Ends Up At Children's Party Instead (Twitter Thread)

Growing up is realizing that sometimes our day doesn't go exactly as planned. The older we get, the more experience we gain, and the more we learn to roll with the punches. For example, Twitter user @Aisha94_woke up this morning with plans to drink lots of wine and have lots of sex, which sounds like a super ideal day. Instead, she tweeted about somehow ending up at a child's party, and begged the Twitter community to send help. Although the people of Twitter couldn't physically come to her rescue, they had some hilarious food for thought to share on the thread she started. Perhaps it didn't work out today, but we're sure the perfect day Aisha had originally hoped for will happen for her sometime soon.

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via @Aisha94

Sounds like she's at the age where some of her friends are getting married and having children whereas some are still shamelessly partying. Evidently, this could be a very confusing time.
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via @DirBalakHabibi

Ariella is doing the lord's work over here by warning Aisha of how her future can go if she doesn't play it safe.
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via @JoosyJew
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via @mccormicky
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via @elijahyab
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via @Ken_Vinc
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via @ministerofspice
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via @BenjaminRifka
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via @rivercitybum
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via @DavidBy30081000

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