'Spiderman 3: Beans Edition': 20+ Oddball objects up for sale

Save the planet by buying all your cursed objects secondhand. Reduce, reuse, recycle, revenant.

While I've never experienced a haunting, I want to believe in ghosts. I'm afraid if I don't believe in spirits, they'll try to prove me wrong. I've watched enough horror movies to have some hubris about these things. If my home ever does become haunted, I might not ever know, because my earbuds block out noise pretty well. A ghost would have to start slamming doors or knocking over belongings to get my attention, and even then, I have like 38765 things that are more important to deal with first, and ghosts would just have to wait in line.

And, I actually want better things for any spirits that would want to haunt me. Why inhabit a microscopic apartment when you could be haunting around some billionaire's 50 bedroom home? I mean, if I was able to come back in the afterlife, I'd be chillin' at a rich person's home, poolside. Catch me haunting a private jet or an amusement park or maybe even a nice beach somewhere. If at all possible, chillin' would be my priority.

All of these digressions are to say that I found some pretty great photos that people took of garage sales and Facebook Marketplace posts where they discovered these rather cursed and hilarious items. Some are definitely more haunted than others! Other stuff will make the perfect addition to any whacky and fun-loving home. What's that? The Campbells soup boy is standing right behind me? It's come to life…?

After you check out these incredible garage sale finds below, check out a story about this dude's terrible boss, who decided he only needed half of a salary each paycheck.

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via u/zydeco
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via u/PinkyGoblin
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The dog is glad it's only for cats

via u/Ahzbear
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For just $800, you too can terrify any guest who walks through your living room with this massive homemade candle dripping project

via u/woweewow
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Head to Goodwill to find this horrifying VHS tape

via u/Raptor-Facts
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Don't give up, get creative

via u/trayc38
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This couch is literally perfect and I will buy it if no one else will

via u/pm_me__your_drama
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"I wish I could have a fancy bust while also charging my four electronic devices" - the creator of this, probably

via u/shakyshake
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via u/WhyIsTheMoonThere
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This is cursed for real

via u/mandamaeee
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Michael Jackson lamp with raccoon eyeliner?

via u/NEPASM4SH
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"Todd from Mario Carts"

via u/deleted
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Forever alone

via u/lilnuggets
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Do you regard this bear with respect or disgust?

via u/TheFinalWordPodcast
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Between this tennis ball abomination and the rainbow couch, I am building my perfect living room in my mind

via u/milksprink
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No explanation given

via u/the-graveyard-writer
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What is the backstory here? I know there was some drama going on

via u/LadyAbyssDragon
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At just $3 for these salt and pepper shakers, you can make any guest regret eating at your home

via u/lawyersg**znmoney90
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For a mere $35, you could own... a wasp's nest (wasps not included if you're lucky)

via u/BarabajagalBee
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Purchased for $15!

via u/Alliekat1282
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via u/Radicchio3
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A "low carb" option, according to the poster

via u/idkhamster