30-year-old wife refuses to let husband use her fancy soap, he buys his own to get revenge on her, while the internet debates who’s crazier: “It’s heartwarming to see two psychopaths find each other”

By jove! It's you again. Look, I know we had some great times together, but it's becoming a bit much. This relentless obsession with Cheezcake humor, memes, and dramatic Reddit stories is only a small part of life. It's time to move on and find a hobby. Just kidding, please stay and read everything because you have nothing better to do anyway. Our relationship is absolutely mutual, despite how I try to feign aloofness and apathy about it. Please stay.

Marriage is a long and arduous road. It's what we all dream of, what all the Disney princesses want at 16, and what every soul wants deep down. Everyone wants love. "The greatest gift you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return," said a certain face-painted man while hanging from the top of an auditorium from a certain movie. The point is that as ubiquitous as it is, love is just as beautiful as it is complicated, and the story below is a perfect representation of that.

In the story below, a married couple gets into a fight about…soap. Yes, you heard me right. So if you want to laugh, cry, and be grateful you're single read the full story below.

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AITA for not respecting fancy soap policy in our bathroom and accidentally starting a soap-based arms race?

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What's with this couple? Who fights over soap, who has soap wars? The only thing I can say is that even if they're petty, they're petty together. They have each other to go through life and fight over soap, and whatever else they fight about.
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